Carlie Christine was the cheerleader coach at Orangevale (CA) Casa Robles High School, but was then fired after school officials were informed that Christine had posed for Playboy and appeared on their site as Cyber Girl of the Week, a title which really sounds more apocalyptic than masturbatory, but that’s just me thinking out loud.

What apparently uncovered the coach was when some girls didn’t make the cheerleading squad because they had a few unexcused absences from school. Their parents then made copies of Christine and dropped the pictures on the principal’s desk.

Christine was then fired from her position at Casa Robles High School.

And obviously there was plenty of phony parental outrage to go around. And the “parents” in the story ASKED NOT TO BE IDENTIFIED, because inflicting your morals on other people is the only bravery that’s required in this world, I guess.

“The girls are supposed to look up their coaches,” says one concerned parent. “The whole football team has seen it.”

Whatever, parents. Everyone knows that cheerleaders are just whores in training from the onset. The link to Christine’s spread is here; it’s NSFW. Until the parents of Casa Robles High get it taken down, anyway. Prudes.

|CBS 13|

Originally posted April 15, 2009.

If you aren’t familiar with J-Setting, it’s basically a way to combine dance with cheerleading so that you end up looking really cool and impressive. You may know it from a little something called Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” video, which, I would venture to guess, you have probably seen once or twice or 85 million times to prepare for that “fun” routine at your friend’s wedding.

The Prancing Elites are an all-male J-Setting team from Mobile, Alabama. They wear traditional cheerleading outfits, have pom-poms, and can dance their tiny little butts off. Everything about them is utterly delightful and I wish they would be exported to the NBA.

(via Jezebel)

Jennifer Mally, a 27-year-old teacher and cheerleading coach in Arizona, has been sentenced to six months in prison after being convicted of having sex with a minor.  The "victim," a 16-year-old male student, must now try to go on living a normal life, haunted by all those memories of when he was a horny high school student and got seduced by the older, experienced cheerleading coach in her mid-twenties.  I can't even imagine all the mental scarring he doesn't have.

The Arizona Republic, obviously knowing that I was going to lift parts of the story for a blog post, kindly set the table for double entendres:

Several people, including members of her cheer squad, her pastor and her husband, spoke in her defense. They described a fun-loving, committed teacher who went the extra mile to help with academic and personal problems.

Personal problems such as "morning wood."

One of them said, "Her door was always open, her heart was always open."

I swear to God I saw this exact story acted out on Naughty Athletics the other day.  It's like the Law & Order of porn sites.  Any time you see a teacher sex crime in the headlines, you can bet it's only a matter of time until Rachel Starr does some private tutoring.  Usually in the locker room shower.

[Sports by Brooks] 

During the offseason, the Redskins cheerleaders scandalized India by bringing their unique brand of rah-rah tit-shaking to the newly formed Indian Cricket League.  Well, the ICL learned quickly, because they now have their own cheerleading squad, headed by Bollywood star (read: hot chick you’ve never heard of) Rakhi Sawant.  The eight-member ICL Zeebras will cheer at every match of the league’s second season.

“Cheerleading is not just tamasha (mindless drama). It is a sport by itself. Until now, it was the exclusive domain of the international cheerleading troupes. But, thanks to ICL, this country will now have an indigenous cheerleaders’ squad,” Sawant said in the statement.

One… giant leap… for India’s sex appeal…

Shariq Patel, ICL’s senior vice president (Marketing & Operations), said: “Cheerleaders have a significant role to play in the modern context of sports… I am confident that this synergistic initiative between cricket and entertainment will formulate a completely new experience for sports fans of the country.

Ummm… yeah.  About that.  India’s cricket board has banned ICL players from playing in any domestic or international matches, and has gotten other cricket-playing nations to do the same.  Translation: no player worth his salt will play in the ICL.  Think of it like Major League Soccer, except with sexy Indian cheerleaders.  Actually, on second thought, that might get me to an MLS game.

[Pro Cheerleaders Blog]

Some freshman on the Virginia Tech cheerleading squad decided to try out for the “Girls of the ACC” issue of Playboy, that one magazine that was really cool before God invented Google Image Search, Redtube, xhamster, booble…you get the idea. Those are just my favorites. Your results may vary.

Anyway, she used her real name, which might put her status as a Virginia Tech cheerleader in jeopardy. Because looking for a young lady’s goods, aside from whenever those microskirts flap up, is frowned upon in Blacksburg.

Carly Hinchman and Maggie Cook, both freshmen, are friends and decided to try out together.

“When we’re older and it’s 20 years from now, we can be like, remember when we tried out for Playboy?“ Cook said.

In all, five women tried out while we were there. All of them admitted they hadn’t told their parents. According to Kaye, if they make it, they will have to break the news.

Hey Carly, remember 20 days from now when you got thrown off the cheerleading squad at Virginia Tech? But then you made the cut for Playboy and gave Jose Canseco a blow job? Then you married some oil man from Texas that bought you some new boobs and…again, you get the idea. Seriously, Carly, you follow your dreams, homegirl. Without women making bad decisions in front of a camera, we’d be nowhere as a society today.

|Busted Coverage|

Carlie Christine was the cheerleader coach at Orangevale (CA) Casa Robles High School, but was then fired after school officials were informed that Christine had posed for Playboy and appeared on their site as Cyber Girl of the Week, a title which really sounds more apocalyptic than masturbatory, but that’s just me thinking out loud.

What apparently uncovered the coach was when some girls didn’t make the cheerleading squad because they had a few unexcused absences from school. Their parents then made copies of Christine and dropped the pictures on the principal’s desk.

Christine was then fired from her position at Casa Robles High School.

And obviously there was plenty of phony parental outrage to go around. And the “parents” in the story ASKED NOT TO BE IDENTIFIED, because inflicting your morals on other people is the only bravery that’s required in this world, I guess.

“The girls are supposed to look up their coaches,” says one concerned parent. “The whole football team has seen it.”

Whatever, parents. Everyone knows that cheerleaders are just whores in training from the onset. The link to Christine’s spread is here; it’s NSFW. Until the parents of Casa Robles High get it taken down, anyway. Prudes.

|CBS 13|

Originally posted April 15, 2009.

Today, we’re bringing you the Best of WL from 2009: my favorite posts (and yours, if you make mention of them in the comments) from the last year. It’ll be an excellent precursor to your rampage of irresponsibility on New Year’s Eve.

Carlie Christine was the cheerleader coach at Orangevale (CA) Casa Robles High School, but was then fired after school officials were informed that Christine had posed for Playboy and appeared on their site as Cyber Girl of the Week, a title which really sounds more apocalyptic than masturbatory, but that’s just me thinking out loud.

What apparently uncovered the coach was when some girls didn’t make the cheerleading squad because they had a few unexcused absences from school. Their parents then made copies of Christine and dropped the pictures on the principal’s desk.

Christine was then fired from her position at Casa Robles High School.

And obviously there was plenty of phony parental outrage to go around. And the “parents” in the story ASKED NOT TO BE IDENTIFIED, because inflicting your morals on other people is the only bravery that’s required in this world, I guess.

“The girls are supposed to look up their coaches,” says one concerned parent. “The whole football team has seen it.”

Whatever, parents. Everyone knows that cheerleaders are just whores in training from the onset. The link to Christine’s spread is here; it’s NSFW. Until the parents of Casa Robles High get it taken down, anyway. Prudes.

|CBS 13|

Originally posted April 15, 2009.